Pub Names

[stephbg]

I'm often encouraged to take up new ways of making money. I think if I were to open an English pub I would call it one of the following names:

The Languid Squirrel
The Fluffy Shark
The Dainty Panda
The Cheerful Slime Mould
The Regal Koala
The Dusty Jellyfish


You get the idea: The Inappropriate Adjective Animal. Throw me some animals and/or adjectives and I'll do something Very Wrong.

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[stephbg.livejournal.com]

The Zesty Aardvark
The Twin Bonobo (look above you)
The Tap-dancing Hallucigenia
The Jonesing Naked Mole-Rat
The Pedestrian Tuatara

as for the rest? No.