Pub Names

[stephbg]

I'm often encouraged to take up new ways of making money. I think if I were to open an English pub I would call it one of the following names:

The Languid Squirrel
The Fluffy Shark
The Dainty Panda
The Cheerful Slime Mould
The Regal Koala
The Dusty Jellyfish


You get the idea: The Inappropriate Adjective Animal. Throw me some animals and/or adjectives and I'll do something Very Wrong.