Pub Names

[stephbg]

I'm often encouraged to take up new ways of making money. I think if I were to open an English pub I would call it one of the following names:

The Languid Squirrel
The Fluffy Shark
The Dainty Panda
The Cheerful Slime Mould
The Regal Koala
The Dusty Jellyfish


You get the idea: The Inappropriate Adjective Animal. Throw me some animals and/or adjectives and I'll do something Very Wrong.

Comments

[krjalk.livejournal.com]

Some of the more disturbing ones I can think of fall somewhat outside the adjective/animal ordering, like The Hedgehog's Frotteur, or The Tapeworm And Cleavage.

What would you do to the following animals, and should the authorities be notified?

Stinkbug
Bonobo
Lamprey
Anglerfish
Xenomorph

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

The Delicate Stinkbug
The Reserved Bonobo
The Casual Lamprey
The Houseproud Anglerfish
The One and Only One Xenomorph

I'm happy to take on other formats a la The Tourist's Testicals. Or the Chopsticks and Kittens

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Adjectives:
Purple
Missing
Foaming
Rabid
Giant
Bent
Warm
Laughing
Sad
Running
Cute
Devious
Manic
Gruesome

Animals:
Jabberwock
Penguin
Man
Bat
Frog
Toad
Grue
Snorklewhacker
Herring
Sheep
Lemur
Numbat
Bunny

Enjoy!

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Oh, and a bonus 15 points if you identify the Secret References!

[krjalk.livejournal.com]

My Anxiety Closet currently contains NSFW sounding financial beasts such as Naked Shorts. I struggle to visualize that one.

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Ping! We have one winner!

[leecetheartist.livejournal.com]

The Haunted Zeppelin just sounds *cool*!

[stephen-dedman.livejournal.com]

Aardvark
Bonobo
Hallucigenia
Naked Mole-Rat
Tuatara

and I'll see Rob's Jabberwock, and raise him a Bandersnatch, a Boojum, and a Groke

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

The Zesty Aardvark
The Twin Bonobo (look above you)
The Tap-dancing Hallucigenia
The Jonesing Naked Mole-Rat
The Pedestrian Tuatara

as for the rest? No.