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My maple syrup bottle announces with some enthusiasm that it is "extra vacuum sealed".

Vacuum I understand. Extra vacuum turns my head inside out. Can anyone explain this for me beyond and above marketing hype?

Marketing hype I understand all too well :-(

Date: 2009-02-27 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girliejones.livejournal.com
hmmm ... what's less than zero?

Date: 2009-02-27 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosmanor.livejournal.com
Two layers of seals?

Date: 2009-02-27 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angriest.livejournal.com
DON'T OPEN THAT BOTTLE IT CONTAINS A BLACK HOLE AND YOU WILL KILL EVERYONE IN A TWO LIGHT-YEAR RADIUS!!!

Date: 2009-02-27 02:36 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alias_sqbr
*laughs*

Date: 2009-02-27 09:20 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-27 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabbit1080.livejournal.com
it contains anti-matter.

Date: 2009-02-27 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firvulag.livejournal.com
ooo, anti-matter maple syrup? sounds nice :)

Date: 2009-02-27 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delicious-irony.livejournal.com
Maybe it's like pasta and antipasta. Do not eat in the same meal.

Date: 2009-02-27 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephbg.livejournal.com
That's a kosher thing, right?

Date: 2009-02-27 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delicious-irony.livejournal.com
That's like "extra virgin", right?

As in, they've got a spare?

Date: 2009-02-27 09:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-27 02:57 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] black-samvara.livejournal.com
They seal it twice?

Date: 2009-02-27 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephbg.livejournal.com
Just the one cap.

Date: 2009-02-27 08:25 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kremmen.livejournal.com
Something that's "vacuum sealed" just has lower pressure than normal atmospheric pressure. I'm sure that there's variation between products, but is this something to treat as a positive?

I'd translate the phrases as:

Vacuum sealed = hard to open
Extra vacuum sealed = bloody close to impossible to open

Date: 2009-02-27 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephbg.livejournal.com
That's the odd thing. It's a plastic twist top that's quite easy to open. No pop even.

Date: 2009-02-27 09:37 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kremmen.livejournal.com
Oh! Then I'd have to translate it as "this company is bullshitting me".

As an indication of how rare the phrase is, googling for "extra vacuum sealed" only gets 10 matches and this thread is listed 3rd!

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