Happy meme Day 6

Today it was much easier to find something to be happy about. Sector 7 has a new slogan:

Last zombie? YES!
Last banana? NO!

( Skip if you're not interested in the explanation. )

Question

Q: What sound does a cat make if it awakens to find itself falling off the back of the couch, then bouncing off a Swiss ball before hitting the ground?

A: You'd be surprised.

Is that a Bad Thing?

My superannuation company sent a letter today to inform me that "Your Binding Death Nomination is about to expire."

They neglect to mention what will happen to my eternal soul should I fail to renew my BDN. On the bright side, I might live forever.

Who writes these things? What's wrong with "You need to tell us what to do with your money when you become an ex-parrot (particularly that suspicious life insurance payout (we've seen Double Indemnity you know))."