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My superannuation company sent a letter today to inform me that "Your Binding Death Nomination is about to expire."

They neglect to mention what will happen to my eternal soul should I fail to renew my BDN. On the bright side, I might live forever.

Who writes these things? What's wrong with "You need to tell us what to do with your money when you become an ex-parrot (particularly that suspicious life insurance payout (we've seen Double Indemnity you know))."

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