A traditional lj request from those feeling low

[stephbg]

Please tell me happy things.

Comments

[agoodliedown.livejournal.com]

Hi Steph

Just borrowing your lj here...

Houseplant porn

http://www.rdrop.com/~/wyvern/data/houseplants.html

And the closest I could find to philosophical porn on short notice

http://matociquala.livejournal.com/148732.html

http://community.livejournal.com/anthropomor_fic/8704.html

And that took me about three minutes, which just shows you're not trying weirdly enough.

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

My reading was that guttermonkey--like you--was able to find these things, and that dalekboy has not yet come up with a novel porn idea.

[agoodliedown.livejournal.com]

I realised that, but decided to share the links anyway, just out of stubborness. None of them contain visual smut, for the timid. Only abstract concepts are involved in the philospical smut. dalekboy needs to find weirder topics.

My publisher recently issued a 'too weird is too much' notice to its writers, which amused me. This was after they'd published someone's shapeshifting alligator smut story.