A traditional lj request from those feeling low

[stephbg]

Please tell me happy things.

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[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I run just for the sake of it. Sharon's pregnancy is going well. Guttermonkey challenged me to suggest porn topics that he wouldn't be able to find on the internet, so far he's beaten me on plant porn, philosophy and physics porn, video tape porn (as in featuring actual magnetic tape) and Einstein porn. Okay, that one isn't so much happy as weird, but you have to admit it's impressive. My little dog is awesome. I actually own a cap that has a propeller on top. I don't know you well, but what I've seen so far I like. Little kids have woken up on their birthdays to find themselves the owners of remote control daleks because of me. If you ever end up someplace where I'm playing Father Christmas, you can sit on my lap for a photo. Naked men dancing is funny.

[rabbit1080.livejournal.com]

Yay running :-)
hmm. fractal porn?

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

Now there's a list and some imagery to scorch my brain. ta :-)

[agoodliedown.livejournal.com]

Hi Steph

Just borrowing your lj here...

Houseplant porn

http://www.rdrop.com/~/wyvern/data/houseplants.html

And the closest I could find to philosophical porn on short notice

http://matociquala.livejournal.com/148732.html

http://community.livejournal.com/anthropomor_fic/8704.html

And that took me about three minutes, which just shows you're not trying weirdly enough.

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

My reading was that guttermonkey--like you--was able to find these things, and that dalekboy has not yet come up with a novel porn idea.

[agoodliedown.livejournal.com]

I realised that, but decided to share the links anyway, just out of stubborness. None of them contain visual smut, for the timid. Only abstract concepts are involved in the philospical smut. dalekboy needs to find weirder topics.

My publisher recently issued a 'too weird is too much' notice to its writers, which amused me. This was after they'd published someone's shapeshifting alligator smut story.