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[stephbg]

Thieved from angriest, who thieved it from someone else.

Fill in the blanks, and I'll answer.

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1. What do you think of ________________?

2. When did you last ____________?

3. __________ or ___________ and why?

4. What did you ______________?

5. What's your favourite ______________?

6. How would you ______________?

7. Who would you most like to _____________?

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1. What do you think of curling as a competitive sport?
Whatever floats your boat and keeps suicide at bay in the long dark winter. It's more than pure luck, therefore there's a skill to it, therefore a competition has meaning.

2. When did you last clean your gutters?
I've never personally cleaned a whole houseful. The last time I removed some leaves was two days ago when I cut away an overhanging branch from the garage.

3. Radishes or turnips and why?
Radishes. Tasty, crispy, good for the sinuses, make a green salad worth getting out of bed for. Alas, currently off the menu.

4. What did you eat for breakfast?
Porridge with maple syrup. Water. Various drugs.

5. What's your favourite Beatle?
Paul, if any. I guess he's stayed alive long enough to go through some sensible patches to compensate for the stupid bits. It's a statistical thing.

6. How would you hide your husband's body, if, y'know...?
Encased in a cement block and dropped into any deep sea trench of no interest to any kind of marine scientist, resource company or archaologist. Or fish.

7. Who would you most like to kick in the trousers for being a dick?
George W. Bush. Do I *really* need to explain that choice? Really?