Propping up a dodgy memory

Had a dentist appointment this afternoon to make sure--amongst other things--that I've not been doing my teeth and gums a mischief with the beige diet, with particular reference to the anti-beige qualities of 99.9999999etc% of commercial tooth care products.

( Do not try this at home. Unless you live with a dentist and have a certain type of relationship with them. Even then, dude, show some sense. )