Like little furry zombies
Aug. 26th, 2009 10:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Husband had a brilliant idea last night: lure the cats out of the bedroom then close the door so we could (a) sleep in peace(*) and (b) solve the problem of their increasingly elaborate pre-dawn breakfast demands. I had my doubts but let him try.
At the appointed hour the bedroom door shook under the assault of the hungry furry zombies.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
If George A Romero had done cat food commercials he'd have been about ready to wrap.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
But then the pace shifted up a gear.
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BOOM
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BOOM
I think we all get the idea.
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ALL RIGHT! GET UP MAN AND FEED THE DAMN CATS!
For of course Husband's plan had succeeded; he had slept through the whole thing.
(*) This from the man who--I NEVER tire of pointing this out--fell asleep in the cinema during the final battle sequence of Transformers.
At the appointed hour the bedroom door shook under the assault of the hungry furry zombies.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
If George A Romero had done cat food commercials he'd have been about ready to wrap.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
But then the pace shifted up a gear.
scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape
scrape scrape scrape scrape
scrape scrape scrape
scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape
BOOM
scrape scrape
scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape
BOOM
I think we all get the idea.
scrape scrape scrape scrape
ALL RIGHT! GET UP MAN AND FEED THE DAMN CATS!
For of course Husband's plan had succeeded; he had slept through the whole thing.
(*) This from the man who--I NEVER tire of pointing this out--fell asleep in the cinema during the final battle sequence of Transformers.
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Date: 2009-08-26 03:44 pm (UTC)