stephbg | Smartarse quiz

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gemfyre, so it's her answers I can't duplicate.

The only rule is you can't use my answers.. Go!

Remember....if someone's answer is stupid...it's cause the person before them got the good answer....

1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into:
-- A relationship with an obsessive recluse who has their own leather workshop.

2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
-- Her housemate's nerves.

3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
-- Ole!

4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
-- Toaster. On a springboard.

5- Besides golfers, what is something you see on a golf course?
-- Angry wet people.

6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy:
-- Dusting.

7-Name something you walk on:
-- The crushed ambitions of my enemies.

8-Name a place where you see nervous people:
-- My dining room.

9-Name something that can be cherry flavored:
-- A transgenic bunny.

10-Complete this phrase: "I’ll never forget my first _____":
-- Stitches.

11-Name another word for "Dad":
-- Ask your mother.

12-Name another word for "Mom":
-- Ask your father.

13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
-- Remote controls.

14-What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
-- IQ.

15-Name something that is sold by the bunch:
-- Bradys.

16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
-- 37 1/2.

17-Name something you find on a kitchen table?
-- The crushed ambitions of my enemies.

18-Name something that rhymes with “dizzy”:
-- Busy.

19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve?
-- A single individual. I think. They're all starting to blur together.

20 -Name something you see in a jail cell:
-- My husband.

21-Name a month with 31 days:
-- Not February, that's for sure.

22-Name an occupation where you might work all night:
-- Prime Minister