New tourism campaign

Here's my idea:

( Copyright ME )

Like little furry zombies

Husband had a brilliant idea last night: lure the cats out of the bedroom then close the door so we could (a) sleep in peace(*) and (b) solve the problem of their increasingly elaborate pre-dawn breakfast demands. I had my doubts but let him try.

( Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnssss )

Shopping and scalping

I tried a bit of drug abuse this morning to help the spoons along, and had a cup of coffee with breakfast.

( Radical, eh? )