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May. 10th, 2008
Next genre attempt: pony porn
May. 10th, 2008 11:39 amNo, not *that* kind of pony porn. I'm thinking silken manes, flying tails, flashing hooves, velvet muzzles, wise eyes, springy action, supple leather, that sort of thing. Certainly read enough of that stuff last week as a child.
Should I do it? Or should I leave the poor genre alone? It's bound to end badly.
This is for later, or at least it should be. Right now I *should* be scrubbing my building site of a kitchen and tracking down my saucepans, but I'm doing a good job of avoiding it.
ETA: Silly me, that would be liquid eyes. And shining haunches, proudly arched neck, delicately flaring nostrils, pricked ears, firm confident stride, perfectly balanced canter, deep chest, sloping shoulder, neat forelock...
ETA2: If I were to construct a sentence including the phrase "perfect pony paradise" and maybe "princess", would I burst into flame?
Should I do it? Or should I leave the poor genre alone? It's bound to end badly.
This is for later, or at least it should be. Right now I *should* be scrubbing my building site of a kitchen and tracking down my saucepans, but I'm doing a good job of avoiding it.
ETA: Silly me, that would be liquid eyes. And shining haunches, proudly arched neck, delicately flaring nostrils, pricked ears, firm confident stride, perfectly balanced canter, deep chest, sloping shoulder, neat forelock...
ETA2: If I were to construct a sentence including the phrase "perfect pony paradise" and maybe "princess", would I burst into flame?
That's a little too sensitive
May. 10th, 2008 05:59 pmJust taking a break from dinner prep. I've been chopping leeks and feel as though I've been maced.
Leeks!
Leeks!