Let me in

By Simon Tofield of Tandem Films http://www.tandemfilms.com/

Good news/bad news

Bad news: home, wrecked

Good news: (a) thunder, and (b) am wearing some trousers previously consigned to the "too small" box.

Who's on first?

Me: Hi, I'd like to make an appointment to get my eyebrows done.
She: Sure, how many?
Me (puzzled): Um, two?
She: That will be you and a friend then?
Me: No, just me.

Just a thought...

If I were to want temporarily dye my hair something like purple or blue where would I get the appropriate Stuff?

It's sure as hell not in my local supermarket :-)

Cally update

We've come to the end of the antibiotics, the wound has healed cleanly and the scab has come off the second wound which I suspect was caused by the vet during the cat shaving process. Unfortunately this might just leave a bald patch, so there goes the modelling contract. However, managed to snap a relatively cute picture of our little killer: