Press release

Due to the spectacular failure of yesterday's predictions by the Cold Hard Facts Of The Future Department, tomorrow's forecast is brought to you by the Pathetic Begging Department.

Tomorrow I will be well.
I will get my brains back.
I will regain fine motor control.
I will stay conscious.
I will be a useful contributing member of society.
My mobility and absence may disappoint my cats, but that shall not deter me.
Tomorrow I will be well.
Or the bunny gets it.

Funding for the CHFOTFD has been suspended pending the release of a new logo.