The Goth Critical Fumble table

I've always had a deep affection for RPG Critical Fumble Tables - the actions you roll dice for when you've done something Really Stupid and it's just a question of finding out what exactly you've done. And who in your immediate vicinity is likely to survive the consequences.

Perhaps you have:

• Sliced off your own foot


• Accidentally beheaded a companion


• Unintentionally pissed off a powerful and irritable priesthood


• Cleverly crushed the Sacred Royal Cockroach


• Shagged the (formerly) virgin princess then boasted about it whilst getting drunk at the local (The Queen's Legs, naturally)


• Challenged the immortal avatar of a war god to single combat to the death


• Deeply offended a tattoo artist who has big burly mates willing to hold you down for a while.
  

i.e. Actions of a generally unhealthy nature to your average character.

( The Goth Critical Fumble Table )

I see I see it's lilysea

Congratulations lilysea, yours is the 10th profile I've written.

I do not remember the first time I met lilysea, so she may have emerged from the SF social circle rather than being at Uni with me. Blurry memory time again.
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Is that... is that a gaming anecdote?

Inspired by the dredging of ancient memories and the fun I've had building the Goth Critical Fumble Table I bring you:

( 'And then I rolled TWO sixes!' )