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Horse porn: 12 flavours of wrong
Jul. 29th, 2007 05:35 pmI like horses. Nothing wrong with that. Perfectly natural. I've owned many a horse calendar, some more attractive than others, and I thought nothing of what I might be getting into when I hung "Horse Lovers 2007" in my kitchen at the beginning of this year. After all, the thumbnails for each month were on the back and were a cut above the average. Pretty horses. Good.
I've always jokingly referred to this as "horse porn" as I look but rarely get the chance to touch.
I've never given much thought to the acompanying text in these calendars, but month after month a certain uneasiness began to grow and I started to pay closer attention. Would you do me the favour of reading the following and letting me know if you think it's all perfectly innocent or just Very Very Wrong? No knowledge of horses required. Familiarity with various forms of subtle erotica probably useful.
If you're in a hurry, skip to June and August. And December.
( Dear Penthouse, I thought these letters were all made up until one day my horse and I... )
I've always jokingly referred to this as "horse porn" as I look but rarely get the chance to touch.
I've never given much thought to the acompanying text in these calendars, but month after month a certain uneasiness began to grow and I started to pay closer attention. Would you do me the favour of reading the following and letting me know if you think it's all perfectly innocent or just Very Very Wrong? No knowledge of horses required. Familiarity with various forms of subtle erotica probably useful.
If you're in a hurry, skip to June and August. And December.
( Dear Penthouse, I thought these letters were all made up until one day my horse and I... )
