What madness is this?

[stephbg]

At some point soon I will have to provide a photo (I presume of me) for the Swancon website. Naturally I've been posing in front of the mirror trying to find my own personal Blue Steel, or at least an angle that reveals my newly-excavated cheekbones (It took Time Team more than 3 days to dig up these babies). Professional lighting should do it (the kind they have at Raves), and the nice people from the Weta Workshops and the witness protection program.

This evening as I contorted before the reflective gods, a new thought crossed my mind, and it was something that made me doubt my very recent recovery from the depression of a bad food trial.

That thought was...

"I need an eyelash curler."

Comments

[delicious-irony.livejournal.com]

No, not the eyelash curler! Those things are hellish inventions! You'll have curled eyelids instead!

*cowers*