Song for Trevor: The 12 Days of Treatment
Jan. 4th, 2008 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stephbgBB starts radiotherapy and chemo on Monday Tuesday (changed *again*), and so I dedicate the following song to Trevor the Tumour, who will be leaving us shortly.
The Twelve Days of Treatment
On the first day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
A tiny dose of radioactivity
On the second day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
2 MRIs
And a tiny dose of radioactivity
On the third day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
3 X-rays
...
On the fourth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
4 Atomic wedgies
...
On the fifth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
5 Minutes on hiiiiiigh (ping!)
...
On the sixth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
6 Fuses blowing
...
On the seventh day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
7 Lights a-dimming
...
On the eighth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
8 Eyes a-glowing
...
On the ninth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
9 Pills a-popping
...
On the tenth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
10 Nurses fussing
...
On the eleventh day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
11 Rads a-soaking
...
On the twelfth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
12 Brain cells working
11 Rads a-soaking
10 Nurses fussing
9 Pills a-popping
8 Eyes a-glowing
7 Lights a-dimming
6 Fuses blowing
5 Minutes on hiiiiiigh (ping!)
4 Atomic wedgies
3 X-rays
2 MRIs
...And a tiny dose of radioactivity
The Twelve Days of Treatment
On the first day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
A tiny dose of radioactivity
On the second day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
2 MRIs
And a tiny dose of radioactivity
On the third day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
3 X-rays
...
On the fourth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
4 Atomic wedgies
...
On the fifth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
5 Minutes on hiiiiiigh (ping!)
...
On the sixth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
6 Fuses blowing
...
On the seventh day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
7 Lights a-dimming
...
On the eighth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
8 Eyes a-glowing
...
On the ninth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
9 Pills a-popping
...
On the tenth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
10 Nurses fussing
...
On the eleventh day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
11 Rads a-soaking
...
On the twelfth day of treatment my doctor sent to me:
12 Brain cells working
11 Rads a-soaking
10 Nurses fussing
9 Pills a-popping
8 Eyes a-glowing
7 Lights a-dimming
6 Fuses blowing
5 Minutes on hiiiiiigh (ping!)
4 Atomic wedgies
3 X-rays
2 MRIs
...And a tiny dose of radioactivity
