Cats. They're all the same.
Apr. 30th, 2011 06:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stephbgHow to medicate my cats. How do you do yours?
Delivering medication to Cally requires Ninja swiftness and guile, with the power and precision of a Tai Chi master.
Delivering medication to Princess requires the skills of a Greco-Roman wrestler, a touch of Vulcan nerve pinch, the strong and steady hand of a surgeon, and the merciless professionalism of an executioner.
Delivering medication^ to Pumpkin seems to require the skills of a retired drunken circus chicken.
(^) His mouse-flavoured laxative at least. Haven't had to give him pills in living memory.
Delivering medication to Cally requires Ninja swiftness and guile, with the power and precision of a Tai Chi master.
Delivering medication to Princess requires the skills of a Greco-Roman wrestler, a touch of Vulcan nerve pinch, the strong and steady hand of a surgeon, and the merciless professionalism of an executioner.
Delivering medication^ to Pumpkin seems to require the skills of a retired drunken circus chicken.
(^) His mouse-flavoured laxative at least. Haven't had to give him pills in living memory.
