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stephbgI love a good creepy toy, and at $6 from the local supermarket in the chocolate sector, how could I resist this little fella?
I was attracted by the teeth, then saw the eyes. Check out those cold black lifeless eyes of a killer. No, I don't see them either. How about the big blue droopy eyes of an undersea dope fiend. That dorsal fin doesn't exactly strike terror into the heart either. If it weren't for the tail orientation (and frankly I'm not entirely convinced) I'd struggle to identify this as a ruthless killing machine of the icy depths. Who's a woogie woogie woogie?
I think I'll call him Starshine. Hopefully Chopper the dolphin won't kick his arse.
I was attracted by the teeth, then saw the eyes. Check out those cold black lifeless eyes of a killer. No, I don't see them either. How about the big blue droopy eyes of an undersea dope fiend. That dorsal fin doesn't exactly strike terror into the heart either. If it weren't for the tail orientation (and frankly I'm not entirely convinced) I'd struggle to identify this as a ruthless killing machine of the icy depths. Who's a woogie woogie woogie?
I think I'll call him Starshine. Hopefully Chopper the dolphin won't kick his arse.
