Man the barricades!

Pet ownership is good for you, they say. And sure, they keep me company--LOTS of company--and provide plenty of exercise. There's Toss The Mouse(tm), Stroke Me (NOW)(tm), Mouse On A Stick(tm), Open A Tin (NOW)(tm) and the ever popular Shovel The Little Bastards' Shit(tm) and I'm Turning Myself Inside Out On The Carpet (But Only For You) N- N- N- N- NO- NO- NO- N- N- NOW NOW NOW NOW(tm).

But they've started to wear out their welcome and impact the health of the household. Not mine of course; that boat has sailed. ( Read more... )