An open letter

Dear Channel 7 Sports Commentary Team:

England did not "steal" the Ashes. They won; we lost. Deal.

SBG

Bundles of joy

I received a parcel today; in hindsight I probably should have paid more attention to the sticker which read "Road transport only. Not to be moved by air." I hate it when my powers of observation fail me.

( So did it explode? )