An open letter

To Scarlett O'Hara At The End Of Chapter 27 Of Gone With The Wind,

For god's sake woman, you can't have Ashley. Give it up. Build a bridge. You're getting on my nerves.

*mutter*
StephBG

I must be deaf now too

A double shout out to anyisa on this one, for I believe it relates to the delivery of one of her artworks, via her favourite people Australia Post.

According to the "Sorry we missed you" liar liar pants on fire card, they attempted to deliver a package to my door when I was approximately 4m from that door at the right time and with a considerable safety margin. Granted it was close to Melbourne Cup race time so they may have assumed I would be distracted, but they were wrong.

I cconsider most horse racing the equivalent of battery chicken farming lacking in the art, soul and grace of other equine pursuits. So, no, not watching.

I shall collect tomorrow.

Disease

I believe I may have an actual disease right now, rather than a flare from a preexisting condition (fibro) or a food intolerance reaction. I've been pretty good, but there's a purge-the-toxin stage that can be cruel.

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