On the important matter of kitty litter

City Farmers never returned my e-mail, but Better Pets and Gardens (Osborne Park) will get some of the Best Kitty Litter Ever in stock in the next few days.

Worm control to Major Tom

Husband flies off to Adelaide tomorrow morning at you-bet-your-sweet-arse-you're-taking-a-taxi o'clock. On his return he has a couple of minor appointments to wield truth, justice and democracy.

( Huh? )

Dear channel 7 commentary team

When a highly trained athlete is unfortunate enough to suffer a fall in the medal round of a specialist event requiring perfection in strength and agility, please do not comment that he has fallen "on his little French bottom".