A new strategy is in order

Whenever I've become aware that I've exhibited potentially nag-type behaviour it has been my habit to follow it up with "...and don't forget to breathe now!" Today I have discovered that I am underqualified to pass out such advice.

( In. Out. In. Out. How hard can it be? )

On ASIO and roast onions

Inspired by fred_mouse's happy dances re the joys of roasting, and recent Canberra-based activity, I bring you the story of "Grandma, the PM, and the Roast Onions".

( If you must )

Breathing lessons

Since being told today that my badly structured jaw and tongue are interfering with breathing I have been experimenting with counter-intuitive ways of arranging myself and believe I have hit the jackpot.

( Experiments with posture )