Reasons to be cheerful

I am happy to report that today I do not feel fat.

It's such a depressing thing to *feel* fat that I thought it would be nice to acknowledge that this is not the case today.

For future reference I would like to remember that sometimes fat is just piss and wind.

I'm sorry ossifer, what seems to problem be?

( When the little box says 'Do not operate heavy machinery...' )

Greasy emergency?

Cruising the online TV guide today I noted that the movie Grease is showing tonight. It's rated "PG: Adult themes or medical procedures".

Medical procedures? In Grease?

Um, Sandy gets her ears pierced...

Help me out here, it's been a while.

Dr Who: Utopia

I was very very excited by the return of an old character, but I have a question for the proper Whofen.

( theoretically it's a spoilery question so chop chop )