We tried...

Have just got back from the Hyde Park Hotel where we went to cheer on harveystoat in the final of a comedy competition. Unfortunately I failed to anticipate that other people might have wanted to do the same thing, and had made better advance arrangements than I.
( A saga as only I can make of the simplest attempt at going out )

Husband made me do it

Quite a long time ago I was approached to organise one of the Swancon 2008 late night entertainment/game show/variety show spots, as a change from "the usual suspects". Hi usual suspects. You know who you are. We still love you.
( Husband thinks I need a push. I said it would sound like a pathetic cry for attention. )