Duuuuuude

[stephbg]

I love a good creepy toy, and at $6 from the local supermarket in the chocolate sector, how could I resist this little fella?





I was attracted by the teeth, then saw the eyes. Check out those cold black lifeless eyes of a killer. No, I don't see them either. How about the big blue droopy eyes of an undersea dope fiend. That dorsal fin doesn't exactly strike terror into the heart either. If it weren't for the tail orientation (and frankly I'm not entirely convinced) I'd struggle to identify this as a ruthless killing machine of the icy depths. Who's a woogie woogie woogie?

I think I'll call him Starshine. Hopefully Chopper the dolphin won't kick his arse.

Comments

[rabbit1080.livejournal.com]

that's a sneaky shark, looking all cute and fluffy like that. most deceptive.

glad you're still with us :) but watch out for the shark. it'll probably bite when your back is turned.

[delicious-irony.livejournal.com]

He's a woogie woogie woogie!

I wish to snuffle his droopy eyelids. They look fluffy.

:P

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

He's the sort of shark you should really be scared of.

He's not the one that will hunt you down, he's the one that will just be swimming by, and take a huge chunk out of you in passing, by accident.



Starshine:(swimswimswim) Hey what's this stuff in my mouth? (swallow) Not bad, oh well....
Swimmer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! My leg!
Starshine:(swimswimswim)

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

Munchies!

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

Oh nom nom nom.

[callistra.livejournal.com]

OMG he is totally stoned!
LOL