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50K in two weeks?
Looks like my fondness for refreshing my friends page continues unabated:
I wonder if I can hit 50K "hits" by the start of Swancon?
I've got three cats, a good supply of gaffer tap and I can't eat bacon; perhaps I can tape bacon to three cats? Or I could cut to the chase and change my name to John Scalzi.
If only I could bear to mangle the English language I'm sure I could create the most popular LOLcat EVA.
I don't think I could slash, nor compose fanfic. Pr0n is right out. I'll leave the field open for others to cure impotence or offer the best mortgage rate.
I could video myself dancing or otherwise behaving in a humiliating fashion. Yeah, THAT's going to happen.
Hmmm. Looks like I'll just have to be my fabulous self and/or press F5 some more :P
I wonder if I can hit 50K "hits" by the start of Swancon?
I've got three cats, a good supply of gaffer tap and I can't eat bacon; perhaps I can tape bacon to three cats? Or I could cut to the chase and change my name to John Scalzi.
If only I could bear to mangle the English language I'm sure I could create the most popular LOLcat EVA.
I don't think I could slash, nor compose fanfic. Pr0n is right out. I'll leave the field open for others to cure impotence or offer the best mortgage rate.
I could video myself dancing or otherwise behaving in a humiliating fashion. Yeah, THAT's going to happen.
Hmmm. Looks like I'll just have to be my fabulous self and/or press F5 some more :P