Hey, it's me!

[stephbg]

20 minutes into tonight's episode of House, the desperate chronically ill guy with the gun is... me! Right down to the post chicken pox/neuralgia and hypersensitive hearing. He needs to go beige.

ETA: 45 minutes in: It's not a tooma. I bet it's preservatives and tomatoes. And mint, oranges, curry, bacon etc etc etc. And let's not forget soup.

Perhaps now would be a time to ask my fellow chronic sickly friends if you've ever had House diagnosis fantasies? A team of dedicated brains and a whiteboard, just for you?

Comments

[angriest.livejournal.com]

I would keep Greg House away from me with a 12 foot pole if necessary.

He'd probably just send me for an MRI, misdiagnose me for 35 minutes and then miraculously find the diagnosis in the final five.

[nevryn.livejournal.com]

You know anal bleeding is really common on House, right?

I was highly amused earlier this season when a patient was diagnosed with MS (for a bit) and they DIDN'T send her off for an MRI to confirm.

In case of cardiac arrest

[http://users.livejournal.com/doctor_k_/]

Oh, there is no way I'd let that team near me. If I arrest, get JD and Elliot from Scrubs, or hell, even Guy from Green Wing! but keep House's team of clowns away from me!

Re: In case of cardiac arrest

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

It's my fantasy, so it probably wouldn't involve the actual screenwriter and actors. Just a room full of thinky people who care. And I've always wanted an MRI. Come close a few times.