Cats. They're all the same.

[stephbg]

How to medicate my cats. How do you do yours?



Delivering medication to Cally requires Ninja swiftness and guile, with the power and precision of a Tai Chi master.

Delivering medication to Princess requires the skills of a Greco-Roman wrestler, a touch of Vulcan nerve pinch, the strong and steady hand of a surgeon, and the merciless professionalism of an executioner.

Delivering medication^ to Pumpkin seems to require the skills of a retired drunken circus chicken.


(^) His mouse-flavoured laxative at least. Haven't had to give him pills in living memory.

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[stephen-dedman.livejournal.com]

One person to hold cat in a headlock and restrain all limbs (remember, five out of six ends are pointy). Another to prise cat's jaws open, insert pill, then hold mouth closed and stroke cat's throat until the cat swallows.