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stephbg ([personal profile] stephbg) wrote2011-04-30 06:23 pm
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Cats. They're all the same.

How to medicate my cats. How do you do yours?



Delivering medication to Cally requires Ninja swiftness and guile, with the power and precision of a Tai Chi master.

Delivering medication to Princess requires the skills of a Greco-Roman wrestler, a touch of Vulcan nerve pinch, the strong and steady hand of a surgeon, and the merciless professionalism of an executioner.

Delivering medication^ to Pumpkin seems to require the skills of a retired drunken circus chicken.


(^) His mouse-flavoured laxative at least. Haven't had to give him pills in living memory.

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