using what search terms? searching for Vlad the Impala would be fine, but does it come up when looking for Vlad the Impaler? does google search ask to correct/did you mean, the other one? for Impala?

How about as a search for 'better vampire than edward'? as another search option.

Nice write up though. I'm sure there were a few more drops of fun that could have been squeezed out of it though...