For some reason, one thinks capital cities should be exempt from these sorts of disasters. Don't know why, Darwin copped a cyclone, but they just seem too...big. I don't know anyone there, except for the gulag's Head Office and I already checked. They are on a street at risk but halfway up a tower :-) Couldn't happen to a nicer business if it did, but the water would have to carry Brisbane away to bother them.

Hang on, Brisbane.