I like the venerable Mr Larson's observation that there are four basic personality types:
a - Half full
b - Half empty
c - Half ful..no half empt... wait! What was the question?
and
d - Hey!? What is this? I ordered a cheeseburger!

Clearly, he omitted the fifth type:
e - Please define your question more precisely, as it is meaningless in it's current form.


Now! A new fun game for all the family! Link a b c d and e up with the numbers below!

1 Pessimist
2 Confused
3 Jerk
4 Geek
5 Optimist

^_^

(Getting what fun he can out of a nasty headcold.)