I have great difficulty remembering which description is supposed to be good/optimistic, and which is bad/pessimistic. I probably translate to "half-liquid-half-air" automatically. That's engineering for you.

A friend tends to say "glass smashed on the ground" instead. I understand that's probably bad, unless it's smashed artistically in good light ;-)

Good point about the seawater and fish pee though. heh.