For me, if the design isn't older than Jesus I'm not interested. I could go on and on about the Scythians. Ah, those wacky body-modifying, pot smoking, human-skull-goblet making funsters...

Can you tell I really, really wish this was a real panel? There's more than enough material there. It might even (gasp) convince me to actually attend Swancon for the first time in a decade...